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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

The Earth Is Full -Go Home

I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

Honk If Anything Falls Off

Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over ..[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

Body By Nautilus; Brain By MatteI

Boldly Going Nowhere

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch